So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
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How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
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Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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