you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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