I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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