Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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