CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
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