It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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