two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
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Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
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he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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