on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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