Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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