What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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