We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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