So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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