wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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