omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
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"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
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You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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