So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
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I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
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Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?