This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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