Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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