Are we in a gay sports bar?
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
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It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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