I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
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you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
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I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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