soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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