So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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