8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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