he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
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