As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
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obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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