look no pants
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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