Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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