Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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