my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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