I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
It's just like the Real World with babies
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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