Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
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I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
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I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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