His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Did I show you my penis last night?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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