i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
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Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
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Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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