WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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