Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
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She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
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you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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