Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
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This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.