Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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