we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
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Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
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Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.