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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance

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(651): View more from Minnesota

theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it

(651): View more from Minnesota

nevermind its newpaper

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(503): View more from Oregon

I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"

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(512): View more from Texas

you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator

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(937): View more from Ohio

We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve

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(713): View more from Texas

The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something

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