im drinking this country out of the recession.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
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I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
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Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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