I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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