That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Randomize
