My nipple is on Facebook.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
As shirtless as possible
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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