R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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