There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
He has the fingertips of a God
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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