I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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