It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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