I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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