That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize