I think i sorta joined a cult last night
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
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so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
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i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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