You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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