FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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