My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
So. Much. Porn.
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