is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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