Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
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Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
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Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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