on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
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asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
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I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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