home. puking in laundry basket.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
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We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
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EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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