I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
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So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
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He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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