it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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