I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
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Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
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I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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