using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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