If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
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She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
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I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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