So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
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Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
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Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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